Lady Nancy Astor said to Churchill, “If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea,” to which he responded, “Madam, if you were my wife, I’d drink it!”
To begin, I personally wouldn’t have poisoned his tea.
To continue, Winston Churchill is probably the most snarky and witty man (with the exclusion of one Severus Snape) in the ever-expanding vaults of history. He was as much of a bulldog in WWII as he was visually, and I adore him for both.
And in conclusion, I make one remark: Look at that swimsuit.
(MOD NOTE: I AM LAUGHING SO HARD TY)
All of the above. Churchill, come to bed.
My grandfather had tapes of Churchill’s speeches and would play them as if they were music
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“Here we gooooooooo”, done by Dinho, at Memphis Tatuagens & Piercing in Brazil!
You’re telling me that some married couples make less than $100,000? I don’t understand!
UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I hate humanity
~BORDERLINE POVERTY~
If that’s borderline poverty then my household must have just been nonexistent growing up.
*converts USD to €* O______O
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The first woman to ask for divorce and lead an army, Eleanor of Aquitaine lived until she was 82 (pretty good considering most died in their 40s). She got a formal education, which was really rare for women in that era. There are rumours that she poisoned her second husband Henry II’s mistress, the Fair Rosamund.
This lady’s bad-ass.
Also, nice hair
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[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style color split with pale red and orange alternating. Foreground: Photo of a white, chubby mouse with a devious expression and clenched paws, standing beside a small stack of books. Top text: “Calculate constant from experiment results” Bottom text: “Constant not very constant”]
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My first tatttoo. “Take these broken wings and learn to fly” from Blackbird - The Beatles.
one of my favourite songs by them :)
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