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almost two weeks without smoking you guys!

personal

my ballet instructor has us doing bar exercises to instrumental versions of the Cheers theme

say what

this is the most unprofessional ballet teacher I’ve had

but we’re doing the Nutcracker on July 15 so

Oh shit. Just realised I also have prophetic dreams like my mother.

so after sleeping 3 hours I just got uncerimoniously shoo’d out of a friend of a friend’s house.
then I lost my train by 10 seconds and have to wait an hour in the station while tour groups pass by me.
“And here you have your typical Portuguese hungover young adult. Careful, she bites.”
My mum can’t pick me up from when I get to my town because she’s at the witch (yeah, don’t ask.) so I have to walk home.

(btw, not hungover, but you’d look like it too after 3 hours of sleep)

and this is my life.

I got a Kindle for my bday. It’s beautiful. I’m reading Fifty Shades of Grey on it

don’t judge me

I’m reading for the lulz

it’s my birthday bitchezzzzz~~

Bold what you have done/what is true. →

Appearance

I have/had piercings besides the ears.

I want piercings besides the ears.

I tan easily.

I wish my hair was a different color.

I want a tattoo.

I can be self-conscious about my appearance.

I have/had braces

I have more than two piercings.

Embarrassment

Disney movies still make me cry sometimes.

I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.

I’ve glued my hand to something.

I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose

I’ve had my pants rip in public.

I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt.

Health

I’ve gotten stitches.

I’ve broken or dislocated a bone.

I’ve had my tonsils removed.

I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.

I’ve had chicken pox

Travel

I’ve been to Florida.

I’ve been on a plane.

I’ve been to California.

I’ve been to Asia.

I’ve been to Niagara Falls.

I’ve been to Vanuatu or the Mystery Islands.

I’ve been to the Caribbean.

I’ve been to Europe. lol live there

I have been next to nowhere. lol live there

Experiences

I’ve gotten lost in a city.

I’ve seen a shooting star.

I’ve wished on a shooting star.

I’ve seen a meteor shower.

I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.

I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

I’ve slapped someone.

I’ve kissed someone underwater.

I’ve crashed a car.

I’ve been skiing.

I’ve been in a musical.

I’ve auditioned for something.

I’ve been on stage.

I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.

I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.

I’ve pranked someone.

I’ve ridden in a taxi.

Honesty / Crime

I’ve been threatened to be arrested.

I’ve broken a law.

I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t.

I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.

I’ve snuck out.

I’ve lied about my whereabouts.

I’ve cheated while playing a game.

I’ve been in a fist fight.

Death

I’m afraid of dying.

I hate funerals.

I’ve seen someone/something die.

Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.

Materialism

I own over 5 rap CD’s.

I’m obsessed with anime/manga.

I collected comic books.

I own a lot of makeup.

I own something from Pac Sun.

I own something from The Gap.

I own something I got on E-Bay.

I own something from Abercrombie.

I thrive on compliments.

I thrive on hate.

Random

I can sing low key.

I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.

I open up to others easily.

I watch the news occasionally or always.

I don’t like to kill bugs.

I sing in the shower.

I’m a morning person.

I’m a sports fanatic.

I twirl my hair.

I care about grammar.

I love to spam friends.

I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.

I can bake

My favourite colour is either white, yellow, pink, blue, red, black, purple, or orange.

I would wear pajamas to school.

I like Martha Stewart.

I laugh at my own jokes.

I eat fast food weekly.

I’ve not turned something in and still got an A in a certain class.

I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room.

I’m really ticklish.

I like white chocolate.

I bite/used to bite my nails.

I’m good at remembering names.

I’m good at remembering dates.

I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

People

..used to ask if I was anorexic/bulimic.

..called me fat.

..have said I’m skinny.

..have said I’m ugly.

..have said I’m pretty.

..have spread rumors about me.

..force me to eat.

..say I eat too much.

..say I eat too little.

Eating

I’ve lost weight.

I’ve gained weight.

I’m at my thinnest.

I’m at my biggest.

I’ve lost weight and kept it off.

I’ve lost weight, but gained it back.

My weight affects my mood.

I’m vegan/vegetarian.

I exercise.

Family

I’ve sworn at my parents.

I’ve run away from home.

I have a sibling less than one year old.

I want kids in the future.

I’ve had kids.

I’ve lost a child.

Relationships

I’m engaged.

I’m married.

I’m single.

I’ve gone on a blind date.

I miss someone right now.

I have a fear of abandonment

I’ve gotten divorced.

Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back.

I’ve told someone I loved them/someone when I didn’t.

I’ve told someone/myself I didn’t love someone when I did.

I’ve been kissed in the rain.

I’ve hugged a stranger.

I’ve kissed a stranger.

Bad times

I regularly drink.

I shut others out when I’m upset.

I don’t talk to anyone when I’m upset about something personal.

I have taken/take anti-depressants.

I’ve slept an entire day before.

(via anarchyforsale)

My Dad came back from his India/Nepal trip and brought so many stuff for us

I have a fucking emerald snake ring. Voldy would be proud.

Oh, and shawls. And matrioska jewellery boxes. And an amonite fossile from the himalayas

And a painting of the circle of life

and and and

me and le boyf on msn

Christina says
well, whatever
you know what college thought me
I don’t have to excuse myself for whoever the fuck I am

Paulo says
*taught
not to spell, it seems

Christina says
IT’S MY OPINION ON HOW IT’S SPELT

personal

Last night I dreamt that uni considered me too dumb and sent me back to grade 7

I dream regularly of car crashes, alien abductions, of my mother being run over by a train, of having my house robbed, of being buried alive, of giant centipedes, but this is the first nightmare ever that has woken me up crying and left me shaken for the entire day.

Which says a lot about my personality and upbringing.

no my dad is not asian

There’s more job offerings for freelance translators than for biochemists

And my parents were like “Science is the future! You’re going to be mega-rich at 25 and take care of us in our old age and cure cancer! Screw a degree in languages/lit!”

Meanwhile my boyfriend who is a MSc in Theoretical Physics is not even looking for a job around here because a) there’s no jobs for no one in Portugal, especially highly qualified tech things b) even if there were, you get paid SO MUCH MORE in the UK/Germany/what have you.

personal

Dyeing my hair. Put in 1/2 of L’Oreal Pro 7,63 and 1/2 5,64, then the 30% bleach ran out halfway and I had to tup it of with some 20%

Can’t wait to see what comes out of this

I have finally found my holy grail mascara. This damn thing makes people at college go “wow, I never noticed your eyelashes were that big” and I’m like “yeah…. they are”^^

I have tonsilitis for the past 3 days. Not being able to singalong to the tv or radio is killing me. srsly, I feel like the little mermaid

I went around all day dressed as a black cat - I even had a tail. My boyfriend went as Sherlock Holmes.