February 2012
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Anonymous asked: You're a fucking moron. Have you ever gotten a tattoo? You say in your blog that you, I think, enjoy cigarettes. Those don't even come close to helping the female form. I'm sure you'll love having your grand kids asking you questions like, "Why do you breathe funny? Why is your skin so wrinkly? Why do you have to walk around with that oxygen tank?" because your dumb...
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Why Put a Bumper Sticker on a Ferrari?
I get it. It’s the 21st century. You’re cool, you’re rebellious, you’re cutting edge, you have a point to prove, and you’re a woman. Awesome.
Ladies, I know you’re at least at the legal age of making your own decisions, but before you decide to get a tattoo, allow me to let you in on a little secret. A secret you may have not fully realized yet thus far in your...
January 2012
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Pink Zebra Ninja Shoes →
littlegoldenapple:
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one...
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nowaynowaynoway:
i wish there was grindr for smokers so i could find the nearest person with a spare cigarette
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Fireknife: how to ensure you are always "friend... →
duckstapler:
refer to women as “females”
use the term “friend zoned”
make ragecomics about being friend zoned or about the enigmatic and laughable nature of women
whine more than a 5 year old while complaining that women are over emotional
tag your tumblr posts with “woman logic” and “stupid females”
go after psychotic women and then decide to wage war on the female sex because YOU picked...
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my parents: your teenage years are the best years of your life!
me: you mean it gets worse